10-02-2010

10-02-2010
Posted by ToSi From Peshawar [ 03147077007 ]
Angry Wife: I wish I was a newspaper, so I'd be in ur hands all day Husband: I 2 wish dat u were a newspapers, so I could have a new one everyday

Husband to a newly wed wife!I could go to the end of the world for youWife:Thanks,but promise meyou will stay there for the rest of your life.

judge:why did u shoot ur wifeinstead of shootingher lover?
Sardar:Your honour,it’s easier to shoot a woman once,than shooting one man every week.

Boyfriends"

Boyfriends" r Like "Paanipuri" Always Tasty"Lovers" r Like "Pizzas" Hot & Spicy"Husband" r Like "Dal Chawal" No Option But Good 4 Health.

A Man goes to a shop:"I need a ladies suit..?" Shopkeeper:"Sir, Begum kay liye chahiye ya koi achha sa dikhaon?"

Doctor:Aap k shohar ko mukamal aaram ki zarurat hai. Ye neend ki goliyan hainBIWI: ye mein inhen kis waqt doon?Doctor:Ye aap ne khani hain....

Q na hum apni shadi ki salgirah pr dawat k lye bakra ziba karen? Shohar: ghalti to me ne ki ha? to saza us gharib ko Q dein."

Sad girl was sitting with her husbandHusband: U r d second most beautiful girl, I've ever seen.Girl: Who's the first?Husband: It's YOU When u sM¡le.

Biwi ne pathi ke gale main bahein daal kar kaha Kaisi lag rahi ho main? Pati: bilkul waisi jaise bhagwan shankar ke gale main naag lagta hai!

Husband And Wife relation is the most beautyful and love ful one. So say love to your husband or wife by sending sms

Wife:Kya kr rahe ho? Man:Makhiya maar rha hu Wife:Kitni mari? Man:3 male aur 2 female Wife:Kaise malum? Man:Kyonki 3 daru ki botl se chipki thi or 2 phn se.