10-02-2010

10-02-2010
Posted by ToSi From Peshawar [ 03147077007 ]
Angry Wife: I wish I was a newspaper, so I'd be in ur hands all day Husband: I 2 wish dat u were a newspapers, so I could have a new one everyday

Husband to a newly wed wife!I could go to the end of the world for youWife:Thanks,but promise meyou will stay there for the rest of your life.

judge:why did u shoot ur wifeinstead of shootingher lover?
Sardar:Your honour,it’s easier to shoot a woman once,than shooting one man every week.

Boyfriends"

Boyfriends" r Like "Paanipuri" Always Tasty"Lovers" r Like "Pizzas" Hot & Spicy"Husband" r Like "Dal Chawal" No Option But Good 4 Health.

A Man goes to a shop:"I need a ladies suit..?" Shopkeeper:"Sir, Begum kay liye chahiye ya koi achha sa dikhaon?"

Doctor:Aap k shohar ko mukamal aaram ki zarurat hai. Ye neend ki goliyan hainBIWI: ye mein inhen kis waqt doon?Doctor:Ye aap ne khani hain....

Q na hum apni shadi ki salgirah pr dawat k lye bakra ziba karen? Shohar: ghalti to me ne ki ha? to saza us gharib ko Q dein."